BE THE BEAST YOU CAN BE

NO JOKE’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF LEADS YOU ON A GLOBAL DE-CLOWNING REVOLUTION


IT’S INSIDE YOU. There’s an ultimate BEAST in every athlete – that powerful drive deep inside which pushes us beyond human limits to overcome pain, ignore fear, resist lazy temptations and drug induced shortcuts…to brush away fatigue, and Slaughter every obstacle that stands in our way… to reach for the ultimate workout, to achieve the ultimate body, to possess superior speed and strength through raw power and determination! We are here for you..to help, to feed, to unleash you to Be the BEAST you can be!

 
OUR MISSION: No Joke Lifestyle is committed to give NATURAL Bodybuilding, Fitness and Fighting Athletes the coverage they deserve. From those just beginning to those fine tuning, No Joke Lifestyle wishes to support and reward ALL who push to overcome personal hurdles, and reach for ultimate greatness!
 
OUR PLAN: No Joke Lifestyle will spotlight the lives and methods of Natural Body Building Athletes, as well as many other sports requiring strong discipline such as Mixed Martial Arts. We will provide Media Coverage for events, Health and Fitness Consultation Services, Entertainment and Support for those dedicated to training, nutrition, and performance with Attitude!
 
No Joke Lifestyle is introducing a clothing line known as “Slaughter Equipment”. Slaughter Equipment is designed with your comfort and ego in mind. It will draw attention to those dedicated to living healthy and strong, those who wish to “Slaughter” the competition! Our goal is to be there in every way possible for ALL who want to live well!
 
Our Lifestyle is NO JOKE. We are all natural “BEASTS”!!!