Editor's Letter and Mag Credits
                                             EDITORS LETTER:

Welcome to No Joke Lifestyle! This magazine and our clothing line,
Slaughter, are produced for Beasts, by Beasts! As editor, I will create
and distribute positive and aggressive material for Natural Body
Builders, Mixed Martial Artists, and all hardcore athletes. I have come to
terms with reality and the reality is this, we are not like them. They are
not like us. As a Beast, our lifestyle doesn't make sense to the humans,
civilians, and certainly not...clowns!

I have trained a single body part so hard that it has hurt for an entire
week. I have dieted to the point that I can see every muscle fiber in my
body with every movement. At times exercising hurts 10x worse
because I don't have enough body fat to absorb the pressure. I have
trained until I felt like i was about to pass out or worse yet, regurgitate,
and then come back and finish my set. This is how it is when I'm getting
ready to train. Can you relate? These are the things Beasts are made of
and the sacrifices we make. I have alot of respect for my fellow body
builders, MMA fighters, and aggressive athletes everywhere!
We will be covering a wide range of events that involve champions, who
live this lifestyle of training, eating, and thinking like champions!

This is an intro of what's to come, so keep it locked to this site. We will
provide event coverage, training articles (written by trainers), dieting,
athlete features, and much more! We will be doing a complete overhaul
if the site every 3 months, starting in June. Join our mailing list so we
may keep you updated.

AS FOR YOU CLOWNS...IT'S OFFICIAL! NO JOKE LIFESTYLE IS COMING
FOR YOU!
Company Overview:

No Joke Lifestyle represents the
Ultimate BEAST in every athlete - that
powerful drive deep inside which
pushes us beyond human limits to
overcome pain, ignore fear, resist lazy
temptations, and drug induced
shortcuts. Brush away fatigue, and
Slaughter every obstacle that stands
in our way, to reach for the ultimate
workout, to achieve the ultimate body,
to possess superior speed and
strength through raw power and
determination! We are here for you. . .
Be the BEAST you can be!

Mission:

No Joke Lifestyle will ignite a global
“De-clowning” revolution giving
NATURAL Bodybuilding Athletes the
coverage they deserve. From those
just beginning to those fine tuning, No
Joke Lifestyle wishes to support and
reward ALL who push to overcome
personal hurdles, and reach for
ultimate greatness!

Plan:

No Joke Lifestyle will spotlight the
lives and methods of Natural Body
Building Athletes, as well as many
other sports requiring strong
discipline such as Mixed Martial Arts.  
We will provide Media Coverage for
events, Health and Fitness
Consultation Services, Entertainment
and Support for those dedicated to
training, nutrition, and performance
with Attitude! No Joke Lifestyle is
introducing a clothing line known as
“Slaughter Equipment”. Slaughter
Equipment is designed with your
comfort and ego in mind. It will draw
attention to those dedicated to living
healthy and strong; those who wish to
“Slaughter” the competition! Our goal
is to be there in every way possible for
ALL who want to live well!
Our Lifestyle is No Joke, We are . . .
“No Joke Lifestyle.”
TO BE THE BEAST, YOU GOTTA TRAIN WITH THE
BEAST!!!!! CLICK PICTURE BELOW!