"HUMANS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS
ON THE PLANET THAT HAVE
SOMEHOW MADE IT OK TO BE
GROWN AND TAKE BABY STEPS....
Once again it's your favorite BEAST here, doing my part to
De-clown the planet. Let me give it to you straight; humans
are the only animals on the planet that have somehow
made it ok to be grown and take baby steps! Yeah, that's
right, I said it! Somebody needed to say something and as it
turns out; I...AM...SOMEBODY! In the world of BEASTS, this
wouldn't work. You don't get to run down your prey with
baby steps. You just won't eat! How bout this...try
outrunning something in the world of BEASTS with baby
steps. (*scoffs*) You wouldn't last a day.

Now, there's probably a "human" out there that would like to
disagree with me. Let's make sure that there's no
misunderstanding. I'm all about progress on every level, as
long as you're moving forward I'll say you're on the right
track. However, I'll also say you can be on the right track
and still get..."ran over". In the gym, my brother Floyd and I
have a saying: "Never go home talking about what you
could've done!" There's also…"We do it for the ones that
can't do it & for the ones that won't do it!" (we’ll circle back
to the 2nd one in the future).

Pay attention...as an adult, you deal with BEASTS in
business. A conversation about your baby steps won't get
far if you're short on your rent. How about feeding your
children? When it comes down to your responsibilities,
you're expected to be grown...PERIOD!

So, what kind of steps are you making towards your health?
Most humans see being healthy as an "option". I'll take it a
step further. I believe-- no, I know-- that if everyone on the
planet had a free gym membership, the same amount of
people that are out of shape now WOULD NOT CHANGE!

Trust me, just because you get into college, doesn't
automatically mean you're walking out with a degree (much
less top of the class)!  You gotta pass classes that you like
and don't like. Classes that you may have to get a tutor (a
mental personal trainer) to pass. With your health, it's no
different. You gotta do what you need to do to pass. As for
myself, I'm top of the class!

Let's wrap this up: To all the humans, "wannabeasts", and
clowns...to be THE BEAST in every way, you commit!  We
don't try it, we do it. We give it everything we’ve got so we
can walk away with pride! When you say "I've been doing
the program for the most part", to us...those who live the NO
JOKE LIFESTYLE; you might as well walk up to your spouse
and say "I've been faithful to you...for the most part". See
how that'll work for you! You're grown...act like it. Baby
steps…are for babies!



~Nitro
Editor-In-Chief of www.NoJokeLifestyle.com and
www.BodiesByNitro.com
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