IT'S INSIDE YOU. There's an ultimate BEAST in every
athlete - that powerful drive deep inside which pushes us
beyond human limits to overcome pain, ignore fear, resist lazy
temptations and drug induced shortcuts...to brush away
fatigue, and Slaughter every obstacle that stands in our way...
to reach for the ultimate workout, to achieve the ultimate
body, to possess superior speed and strength through raw
power and determination! We are here for you..to help, to
feed, to unleash you to Be the BEAST you can be!
OUR MISSION: No Joke Lifestyle is committed to give
NATURAL Bodybuilding, Fitness and Fighting Athletes the
coverage they deserve. From those just beginning to those
fine tuning, No Joke Lifestyle wishes to support and reward
ALL who push to overcome personal hurdles, and reach for
ultimate greatness!
OUR PLAN: No Joke Lifestyle will spotlight the lives and
methods of Natural Body Building Athletes, as well as many
other sports requiring strong discipline such as Mixed Martial
Arts. We will provide Media Coverage for events, Health and
Fitness Consultation Services, Entertainment and Support for
those dedicated to training, nutrition, and performance with
Attitude!
No Joke Lifestyle is introducing a clothing line known as
“Slaughter Equipment”. Slaughter Equipment is designed with
your comfort and ego in mind. It will draw attention to those
dedicated to living healthy and strong, those who wish to
“Slaughter” the competition! Our goal is to be there in every
way possible for ALL who want to live well!
Our Lifestyle is NO JOKE. We are all natural “BEASTS"!!!
athlete - that powerful drive deep inside which pushes us
beyond human limits to overcome pain, ignore fear, resist lazy
temptations and drug induced shortcuts...to brush away
fatigue, and Slaughter every obstacle that stands in our way...
to reach for the ultimate workout, to achieve the ultimate
body, to possess superior speed and strength through raw
power and determination! We are here for you..to help, to
feed, to unleash you to Be the BEAST you can be!
OUR MISSION: No Joke Lifestyle is committed to give
NATURAL Bodybuilding, Fitness and Fighting Athletes the
coverage they deserve. From those just beginning to those
fine tuning, No Joke Lifestyle wishes to support and reward
ALL who push to overcome personal hurdles, and reach for
ultimate greatness!
OUR PLAN: No Joke Lifestyle will spotlight the lives and
methods of Natural Body Building Athletes, as well as many
other sports requiring strong discipline such as Mixed Martial
Arts. We will provide Media Coverage for events, Health and
Fitness Consultation Services, Entertainment and Support for
those dedicated to training, nutrition, and performance with
Attitude!
No Joke Lifestyle is introducing a clothing line known as
“Slaughter Equipment”. Slaughter Equipment is designed with
your comfort and ego in mind. It will draw attention to those
dedicated to living healthy and strong, those who wish to
“Slaughter” the competition! Our goal is to be there in every
way possible for ALL who want to live well!
Our Lifestyle is NO JOKE. We are all natural “BEASTS"!!!
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In the beginning...
Man searched for the edge of the earth,
Until it was proven, there is none.
Now they look for the edge of space, so far,
THERE IS NONE.
I personally wanted to take "it" to the limit...
As it turns out,
THERE IS NONE.
I'll prove it by living my life and showing the
planet that the only thing holding you back is
you!
There is no destination only direction.
Your situation's really not that unique,
There's another who has faced the same
challenge or challenges like you,
Also more than likely, you're not the 1st,
But what if, you are the 1st?
Or the 1st to realize that another just like you
sees, they are not alone.
The question is...
Will you serve as an example of defeat?
Or an example of triumph?
If you serve as an example of how "not" to do
it, the Creator of all things will simply have to
find another to go through the same as you
and prevail!
So when it comes to having a good reason to
fail......
THERE...IS...NONE!
~The BEAST
Man searched for the edge of the earth,
Until it was proven, there is none.
Now they look for the edge of space, so far,
THERE IS NONE.
I personally wanted to take "it" to the limit...
As it turns out,
THERE IS NONE.
I'll prove it by living my life and showing the
planet that the only thing holding you back is
you!
There is no destination only direction.
Your situation's really not that unique,
There's another who has faced the same
challenge or challenges like you,
Also more than likely, you're not the 1st,
But what if, you are the 1st?
Or the 1st to realize that another just like you
sees, they are not alone.
The question is...
Will you serve as an example of defeat?
Or an example of triumph?
If you serve as an example of how "not" to do
it, the Creator of all things will simply have to
find another to go through the same as you
and prevail!
So when it comes to having a good reason to
fail......
THERE...IS...NONE!
~The BEAST
THERE
IS NONE
IS NONE
